The Oyster Smack Inn | Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch

| 8.6 (38 Reviews) |  1 Bathroom
Burnham-on-Crouch Hotel | The Oyster Smack Inn

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch

Along with a restaurant, this hotel has a bar/lounge and free self parking. WiFi in public areas is free.
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.

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Amenities

Parking
TV
Bedding/Linens
Wellness Facilities
Fireplace/Heating
Restaurant
Bar
Guest Services
Breakfast
Child Friendly
Internet

Facility Overview

Bathrooms
  • Towels
  • Toilet paper
  • Hair dryer
  • Soap
  • Private bathroom
  • Shower
  • Shampoo
Bedroom
  • Heating
Breakfast
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee
  • 1 bar
  • Continental breakfast available for a fee daily 8:00 AM–10:00 AM: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • 1 restaurant
Parking
  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite parking
Accessibility
  • This property does not have elevators
Entertainment
  • TV
General
  • English
Guest Services
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Daily housekeeping
Internet
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi

Policies

Check-in
Check-in start time: 2:00 pm; check-in end time: 9:00 pm minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out
Check-out before 11:00 am
Child Policy
Children are welcome.
Payment Policy
Fee for continental breakfast: approximately gbp 8.95 for adults and gbp 8.95 for children the above list may not be comprehensive. fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.
Pet Policy
Pets not allowed

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed this property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

Reviews

Tia
Jul 17, 2026 07:33:40 PM
Review Score:   6
Summary: During a heatwave, there was no air-conditioning in my room. There was a pedestal fan at the end of the bed. I had to draw the blackout blinds for the duration of my 2 day stay and keep the fan on full blast in order to breath. Didn't sleep and had to stay as I was attending an event nearby.
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Room Arrangement

Room Info Facilities
Superior Double Room
Room Size: m2
2 Double Sofa Bed and King Bed
Superior Double Room

General

Desk, Number of bedrooms - 1, Wardrobe or closet, Laptop-friendly workspace, Bed count minimum 2, Bed count maximum 2
Luxury Double Room
Room Size: m2
2 Double Sofa Bed and King Bed
Luxury Double Room

General

Desk, Number of bedrooms - 1, Wardrobe or closet, Television, Bed count minimum 2, Flat-panel TV, Bed count maximum 2
Classic Double Room
Room Size: m2
1 Double Bed
Classic Double Room

General

Number of bedrooms - 1, Wardrobe or closet, Bed count minimum 1, Bed count maximum 1
Deluxe Double Room
Room Size: m2
1 King Bed
Deluxe Double Room

General

Desk, Number of bedrooms - 1, Wardrobe or closet, Bed count minimum 1, Bed count maximum 1

FAQ's

Is this property pet-friendly for guests?

No, pets are not allowed at this property. Check the guest reviews to learn what guests had to share.

Does the property have a swimming pool?

No, this The Oyster Smack Inn does not have a swimming pool. Check the Facility Overview section for details about the pool and other available facilities.

How much does it cost per night to stay in property?

Best-rates for the The Oyster Smack Inn starts from $132 per night with includes TV, Bedding/Linens, Wellness Facilities, Fireplace/Heating, Guest Services, Breakfast, Internet, Parking, Restaurant, Bar, Child Friendly with all other facilities. matches every traveler with their perfect accommodation, whether you are traveling with a group, friends, family, or pets.

Is property a family-friendly place to stay?

Based on the information we have received from the owner or our partner, this is considered to be a family-friendly property. Families have rated this hotel 3 stars or guests have recommended them suitable for families. As reported by the owner or manager, the hotel has specified that children are welcome. Please see details about suitability for your family or inquire with the property to learn more.

Is the property wheelchair accessible or offer services for disabled guests?

Based on the information received from our partner, the The Oyster Smack Inn has not specified they are wheelchair accessible. Likewise, there is not an elevator specified as being available at the property. Specific accessibility details may be addressed in the property details section of this page.

What is the minimum night stay policy for the property?

Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, the The Oyster Smack Inn indicates 1 day stay policy at this hotel. Guests are cautioned that the minimum stay policy may differ based on seasonality or availability and may be at the discretion of the owner or manager.

What cancellation policy is in place for property?

Guests are cautioned that the cancellation policy may differ based on seasonality, availability, or current travel restrictions. Guests should also be aware that this policy may be subject to change and should be confirmed prior to booking. More details may be available on this page in the property description. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.

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